ToGoOrNotToGo

I plan on giving bachelors and just single people over all an A+ where to go guide for to-go food in this city. I plan on pulling zero punches… so I may piss some restaurants off. Every week I will give a detailed blog about to-go food that I purchased, how the service was when I called it in or ordered at said restaurant, the presentation of the food and all sides ( I will have pictures) , the price ( was it a good buy, do they charge extra for to-go?),  when to tip or not to tip when getting to-go food, and finally will you get enough or any dressings, condiments, and plastic wear. These are all very important questions when your NOT in a relationship with someone that can cook, or  your in a relationship with someone who cooks like shit and you would rather eat cardboard dipped in pedicure water from a homeless guy, or you just can’t get laid. I myself love to cook, but I fucking hate it too. I’m lazy soooo…..I would much rather just call in an order to Elephant Bar and order Calamari and some chicken and shrimp gumbo. Mainly cause The Jazz is to fucking far away and the rent-a-cops that patrol that school right next door are board as shit,  playing angry birds on their new phone and will pull you over for anything, but also cause it’s really good and easy.  That totally reminded me of my ex-girlfriend. Anyway, the calamari there tastes like children laughing it’s so good. Well that’s enough for now. I look forward to giving you  the heads up on to-go and maybe making you giggle some along the way. Take my hand and follow me on this journey of some great food and probably some bad food too out of plastic boxes…. don’t make it creepy.